Christian Movie Review Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle

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When Spencer Gilpin is chosen into the main's office, he has a pretty good idea why: It's because he helped a good friend.

OK, that sounds donating and bighearted. The truth is, he screwed upward. He wrote a paper (or ii, or three) for a guy who used to exist his adept friend back when they were both skinny nobodies living downwards the street from each other. Since so, Anthony "Refrigerator" Johnson has grown into a football hero worthy of his nickname and Spencer has, well, pretty much stayed the same stringy nobody that he always was. They rarely even speak anymore—except when Refrigerator needs a fleck of scholastic help.

On this item twenty-four hour period, though, Spencer and his frowning former friend aren't the just ones heading into the detention soup. At that place's also a popular, pretty and completely narcissistic daughter named Bethany awaiting the penalization axe. She was sent to the principal for putting selfies and in-class phone conversations above her teacher's more studious recommendations. And sitting next to her is a also-smart-for-gym-grade gal named Martha. She's a bright individual who, by the way, Spencer has had a slight beat out on for a while now.

After getting a piffling tongue lashing, they're all sent to a small-scale junk-clogged storage room to do a bit of heavy lifting and recycling every bit role of their collective penance. "You need to come to grips with who y'all are and who y'all want to be," Chief Bentley says to the four of them. And, of course, cleaning up trash is the perfect way to facilitate that directive.

Niggling exercise whatever of them realize, however, that the principal is beingness somewhat prophetic. Oh, yeah he is. For amid the piles of stuff in that closet, Fridge finds what appears to be a very old-school video game panel with a cartridge labeled Jumanji jammed into its game slot.

Now, Spencer is a pretty well-versed video game guy. But he'southward never heard of this i. All the same, he figures it'll likely beat ripping apart ancient magazines. So the kids plug the game into an old TV, flip the console on and choose their characters.

With a rain of sparks, some bright flashing lights and the thunder-like rumble of … Are those jungle drums? … all four teens are dematerialized and sucked into the petty buzzing panel.

Simply that's not the virtually amazing affair.

What'south actually incredible is the fact that they all find themselves in a deep, dank jungle. Spencer has somehow been transformed into a hulking, smoldering giant of a human being: an archeologist named Dr. Bravestone. Refrigerator? Well he'southward now in the short and diminutive body of Moose Finbar, a zoologist and weapons expert. Martha has get a Lara Croft lookalike named Ruby Roundhouse. But oddest of all is that fact that the gorgeous Bethany is now a tubby cartographer named Sheldon Oberon.

And before you can say, "What simply happened!" Bethany/Sheldon gets grabbed past a passing hippo, slammed about and gobbled whole. But to announced again, falling out of the sky, before long after that seeming demise.

Yup, this Jumanji place is going to take some getting used to.

And, it turns out, a trivial saving, as well.

Positive Elements

The teens trapped and transformed inside this video game challenge gradually learn that they must work together, best a villainous bad guy and break a curse affecting the earth of Jumanji. And along the way, these disparate adolescents (albeit clothed with incomparably developed avatars) become proficient friends. And they begin coming to grips with, well, "Who they are and who they want to exist."

Spencer, for case, realizes that his all-controlling fears and phobias are not e'er rational. Fridge learns some lessons nigh the value of friendship. Martha concludes that her formerly self-imposed shyness and isolation are quite limiting. And Bethany comes to grips with the fact that her social media selfie-obsessions didn't actually represent what she enjoys most in life. (In fact, at one point Bethany states, "E'er since I lost my phone it feels like my other senses take been heightened.")

All the teens somewhen empathise that it takes more than muscles or beauty to make someone into an admirable person: It takes virtues such as trust, compassion and self-sacrifice.

Spiritual Elements

The Jumanji game is imbued with unexplained magic. We kickoff see it as a lath game that'southward done up on a beach (a nod to the original Jumanji picture from 1996). But and so the game magically transforms into a video game and pulls someone magically into its world. Twenty years later it happens again with the story'southward heroes.

The video game jungle world the teens play through is all magically controlled likewise. In fact, their chief quest is to break a curse that beset the state later on someone stole a powerful ancient jewel. This jewel gives the thief magical control over the myriad beasts and crawling creatures of the country. We also run into bugs and spiders crawling around on him. For instance, a millipede crawls up and into the man's ear; at another betoken, he opens his mouth, and a scorpion crawls out.

In improver, each of our heroes is given three "game lives." Life gauges, represented by tattoos on their arms, decrease in number each fourth dimension they are killed or lose a life in the game. Afterward each "expiry" they disappear, and an unharmed version of their avatar regenerates and drops from the sky.

Sexual Content

There's quite a bit of female person skin on brandish when we meet Martha's new Lara Croft-similar avatar. Even she feels uncomfortable with the exposure and chooses to comprehend up a bit at one signal—wrapping a borrowed jacket around her waist. Of course, Spencer's muscular Dr. Bravestone avatar gets plenty of notice from the women in the grouping, as well. "D–n, that is a man correct there," Bethany/Sheldon drools. But at to the lowest degree the brawny Bravestone keeps his shirt on.

When it comes to Bethany and her male avatar, though, at that place are lots of jokes, quips and visual gags tossed out apropos her gender-blurring body swap. The tubby male cartographer goes on and on about the new, uh, male appendage that he/she isn't used to dealing with. That joke is revisited several times.
And he/she also makes numerous gushing comments about the attractive males in their in-game party. When they meet another player named Alex, the guy gives an odd look to the short and stocky Sheldon later the character's manifestly girl-similar reactions. Fridge tells Sheldon that the person behind the avatar is really a very attractive girl. "If you were out there live, you'd probably hit that," he insists.

Later, Bethany/Sheldon gives Alex a lingering rima oris-to-oral fissure resuscitation. And after hugging him, other characters make surprised verbal notation of Sheldon/Bethany'southward clearly aroused (albeit off-camera) physiological response.

As far as Bethany'southward existent-world persona is concerned, we see her taking selfie shots that strategically expose skin. She states that her boyfriend likes it when she takes pics like that. "Information technology's the key to our relationship," she says matter-of-factly. And when she reappears back in the real world, Bethany grabs her own breasts and sighs about how much she's missed them.

Jokes are made most male genital size. Spencer and Martha kiss in both avatar and real-world form.

Violent Content

Jumanji is staged as an action-take chances game, so in that location are many thumping, pummeling, shooting and explosive scenes that unfold during our heroes' jungle trek. A villainous explorer named Van Pelt sends scores of wild beasts after the teens in the game. We come across several characters attacked by massive hippos, leaping and slashing jaguars, charging white rhinos and a thundering elephant. Some characters die in these attacks, though the violent deaths are always bloodless, and lives are subsequently regenerated.

The heroes are also prepare upon by Van Pelt's motorcycle-riding thugs. These men shoot rifles and missile launchers. Some of them besides fall from neat heights. Fridge'south character literally blows up at ane betoken.

Spencer and Martha spend several scenes flight into action and pounding various baddies. Martha'south Ruby Roundhouse is quite adept at "dance fighting" also as leaping into the air and boot foes in the chest and head. Spencer's Dr. Bravestone, however, is much more straightforward: He uses duck-and-parry game moves to slam enemies into walls and literally launch them through the ceiling with massive uppercut shots. I man is killed via a scorpion sting to the neck.

Crude or Profane Language

Three or four south-words are spit out, as are a few f-word substitutes, such as "frickin'." "H—" and "a–" both show upwards more than a dozen times each. And we hear a few uses of "d–n" and "b–ch." Jesus' proper noun is misused once and God'south name is misused some fifteen times.

Drug and Alcohol Content

One of Alex's in-game skills is the power to mix smashing margaritas. Spencer and Martha endeavor the blended concoctions, merely spit them out. Refrigerator, however, gladly knocks down several spectacles of the stuff, getting a little tipsy in the process.

Other Negative Elements

Spencer's female parent reinforces his personal fears about the world around him. "Remember, the world is a terrifying place," she tells him. There are a few urination jokes in the mix hither, too.

Conclusion

When yous're trying to arts and crafts a fun movie-house lark for the family unit, it's probably smart to think across the typical flick formula and come with something rollicking, wondrous and imagination-filled. And then it makes sense that this pic's moviemakers decided to harken back to a fantasy romp from the '90s with a recognizable name and comedic full-blooded.

Just sprinkle in a handful of gimmicky stars, stir in an updated plot twist, whisk briskly, and y'all've got a nice little matinee pudding with just the right amount of carbohydrate and sprinkles, right?

Well, sorta. I mean, at that place'south broad, believe-in-yourself fun to be had here, just …

The problem is that while trying to craft something for your typical 13-year-old'due south enjoyment, the new Jumanji writing squad dumbed things down, and sexed things upwardly, a little besides much. The nerd-to-video-game-hero body-swap conceit at the core of things is cute. Merely information technology offers a limited pool of ideas and giggles. And the writers go back to that shallow jungle watering hole style besides often. That's especially true with Jack Blackness'south tubby-guy-who's-really-a-pretty-girl character: He/she continually sashays near with girlish vim and trades a selfie-taking obsession for an obsession with his/her anatomically male parts. (Ew, indeed.)

Add in a lot more foul language than you lot might expect in a moving picture built for the kids, and yous've got a fantasy actioner that's much less, uh, fantastic than it could have been.

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